So I was walking home right, this one black guy was driving around like 1 mph in his ugly purple metallic ghetto car right. He was going the opposite direction so I didn’t think anything of it until he came around again, this time the same direction I was walking… 
I was almost out of the densely populated neighborhood and about to hit the park but I immediately stopped and pretended to check my backpack. THIS GUY. HE STOPPED TOO OHMYGAWD.

someone was behind him LUCKILY so he drove past at the same ONE MPH SPEED. My heart froze but I mean, it’s not like I’ll get anywhere just standing here so I continued walking but slowly around the curb to peek if the freak was waiting for me. HE WAS. ALL THE WAY AT THE BOTTOM. OH MY GOODNESS. 

I think he saw me cuz the curb was curved, not a sharp point and so he started coming up again. SO AFRAID, MAN. I was thinking “oh God help me…….. okay, play it cool halfway down this road..trick him…. and then RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. X_X 

HALLELUJAH, I SEE MY FRIEND IN HER CAR DRIVING BY AND I RUN FOR MY LIFE AFTER HER CAR Q A Q
I GET A RIDE HOME. CURRENTLY ALIVE AND ALL IS WELL ; A ;